Midwest Tornadoes God’s Warning about Super Tuesday votes?

“At least 25 killed in Indiana, Kentucky, Ohio as tornadoes sweep Midwest, South…Friday would likely end up as one of the five biggest tornado days of the year, with “tornadic activity” leading to watches or warnings in at least 17 states.”

Global warming is definitely a hoax, and no one knows that better than the faithful of the Midwest Bible Belt. So what are we to make of events over the past 24 hours? Could this be a divine warning message to Midwest voters who might not be supporting God’s candidate and environmental skeptic Rick Santorum, in the Super Tuesday elections? Stranger things have definitely happened, but why rule it out of the realm of the possible. If nothing else, this should give the global warming Evangelical right-wingers at the Cornwall Alliance something to talk about in the coming weeks…